Worried about getting beaten, bashed, eaten, mugged or other hideous act's of antisocial behavior inflicted upon you? These days it's a serious issue and one the media doesn't talk enough about............. >.>

Whatever happened to the cowards way out? When in danger, instead of fighting back

 and looking like a dick when you lose, just get out the good ol' disguise. 

A Vending Machine disguise can work Wonders.....

John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever

Giant Flap Jack?????

HOLY SHIT IT'S PICACHU!!!!

Trust me, you'll thank me later when you're safe out of harms way.......